This is a handbook for all lawyers, past, present and future, even those who are not yet born. It hold the secrets of absolute and total success as a lawyer.
The reader will discover the legal significance of lobsters, rabbits, bulldogs and flatworms; the dangers of paper cuts and naked lawyers; the philosophical value of time sheets; how to know when you’re wrong, and when you’re wrong about being wrong. Included among the book’s many lessons on surviving in the law are: